Some Funnies

These are just a few that I've picked up from god knows where (I'll ask him one day).

 

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.. This made him. 

(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).

A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!

 

The following is a list of the correct insurance companies for sex ..........(and yes, all of the insurance companies listed here are legitimate ones operating in the UK)

SEX with your wife - legal & general

SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

SEX on the telephone - Direct line

SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy

SEX in a hurry- Insure & go

SEX with your boyfriend -standard life

SEX with a transvestite - confused.com

SEX with some one different - gocompare.com

SEX with an animal - compare the meerkat.com

SEX with a fat bird - More Than

SEX on the back seat - sheila's wheels

SEX with an o.a.p - saga

SEX with a posh bird - privilege.com

SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union