Well, this is indeed a sad event and truly one that shouldn't have the mickey taken out of. BUT........I can hear the two people (being sought after) releasing their statement when they'll eventually get caught.
"We're sorry, but she was a pain in the bum!!"
Jogging - The (non) event continues...
Yep - you heard it here first. I am to resume jogging tonight.
After having been heavily reminded about my lack of exercising in the office (to an extent where my conscious is beginning, I say, beginning to feel guilty) I have planned a little jog-fest around Dartmouth.
Oh, at night-time of course. Like I've mentioned before in this blog, I won't want anyone seeing me keel over, or the pain that will be etched into my face as I stagger along at 2 miles and hour. Oh look, there goes Speedy the Snail as he laps me for the third time, darn the infidel.
SO, apologies in advance should I not post anything tomorrow. It will be post-mortem, oops post-op, no, I mean post jogititus recovery and the oxygen tank has once again been requested from the nearby ambulance crews.
On this day
1863 Fire extinguisher patented by Alanson Crane
1895 Volleyball invented by W G Morgan in Massachusetts
1963 First flight of Boeing 727 jet
1986 Halley's Comet reaches 30th perihelion (closest approach to Sun), during
its second visit to the solar system in the 20th century.
Births
Mia Farrow (66)
Joe Pesci (68)
Ziyi Zhang (32)
Deaths
1981 - Bill Haley, vocalist (Rock Around Clock), dies of heart attack at 55
1989 - Osamu Tezuka, Japanese manga artist (b. 1928)
2002 - Princess Margaret (United Kingdom) (b. 1930)
Thought of the day
With my jogging in mind..............Remember - Death is hereditary.
A turtle rain over a snail, see, so the snail took the turtle to court. The judge says to the snail, "okay, buddy, just give us the facts here..." and the snail says, "I dunno, your honor, it all happened so FAST...."
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AYE!
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Sorry, that was RAN over a snail, not RAIN.
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