It’s my birthday sometime this month (I know, memory loss is such a bugger, lol). Another year older, wish I was another year wiser. January has gone, thank god for that, may it rest in peace. All Axe returns present and correct sire.
Well, I can see the future and it was thus.
Mum – “Teatime sonny Jim. Time to turn off your Xbox and get off your bum and downstairs for some nosh”
Sonny Jim – “Sorry Mum, but I gotta keep playing this here game. I need to get over the pain and stress that comes with being a teenage angst-ridden boy. It’s a medical fact.”
There’s really no argument to that. Scary or what!!!
Well, it’s the day for my annual check-up and it hasn’t come quick enough as I chipped a tooth last week. Got a locum dentist this time as the usual one has got a lump getting in the way (pregnancy I believe it’s called).
Well, I certainly hope he knows the drill, and is able to get to the root of the problem.
Tottenham Hotspurs Football Club
A brief summary of our season - (For all you ladies out there - skip to next section, lol).
Me: (Sings) “Spurs are on their way to Wembley”
Friend: “Actually, they’ve been knocked out of the FA Cup mate”
Me: “Oh” slowly realizes this, speaks a bit quietly, “Ok then”
(Sings) “Wem-ber-ley,Wem-ber-ley, we’re all going
Friend: “ermmmm mate, you lot went out of the Carling Cup ages ago”
Me: “Ohh!” (pauses then sings) “Champions, Champions”
Friend: “Ermmmm……You’re not top of the Premier League are you??”
Me: “Errrrr” (shakes head slowly) “No”.
Friend: “Don’t look like you’re gonna win it either!!!”
Me: “Ermmmmm” (shakes head slowly again and speaks mutters) “No”.
Me: (Sings) “Eng-ger-land, Eng-er-land”
Friend: “Ermmm, mate?”
Me: “Shaddap, ok. Clear off, leave me alone with my
Thought of the Day
Drive carefully. It's not only cars than can be recalled by their maker.