Friday 11 February 2011

Health Warning!!

There now follows a government health warning


Escpecially the Iced Bun variety.  It's the cherry on top which makes it dangerous!!!

AND also on the news THIS

Hmmm, I can see problems ahead here, oh yes.

We'll avoid the obvious remarks about the 'Mile-High Club' and the obvious surprise that will ensue once it get's down to the 'nitty-gritty', as well as the 'who does what to who' scenario.

BUT, surely the female flight attendants will be a tad jealous that they might not be the most beautiful ones there, and worse of all, being surpassed by a 'He-She'.  Oh dear, has the new Thai Airline thought this through.  AND what is to happen as regards the toiletry arrangements.  It'll be one for Males, one for Females, one for Diasbled and will there be one for the Shemales.

But seriously, it takes balls to be a transsexual.

On this day

1794 - 1st session of US Senate open to the public
1814 - Norway's independence proclaimed 
1858 - 1st apparition of Mary to 14-year-old Bernadette of Lourdes France
1941 - 1st Gold record presented (Glenn Miller-Chattanooga Choo Choo)
1998 - Lyrics to "Candle in the Wind 1997," auctioned for $442,500 

Births

Taylor Lautner (19) Yes - I had to look up who he was!!
Kelly Rowland (30)
Jennifer Anniston (42) OMG - Is she really!!!
Sarah Palin (47) Hmmmmm
Sheryl Crow (48)
Burt Reynolds (75)    
Leslie Nielsen (85) 

Deaths

1650 - Rene Descartes, philosopher "I think therefore I am", stops thinking 

2 comments:

  1. Used to work with a fellow who wore pantyhose to work under his blue jeans.

    Kinda weird, but I hang out with folks who wear kilts, who am I to judge..... *shrug*

    Found something on YouTube for you, go type in "Doctorin' the Uprising".

    Hahahahahahaha. You remember KLF?

    Aye,
    Scratch

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  2. KLF - Oh yeah!! Looked on You Tube - It's good, I liked it.

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