Just read and snigger, and thank your god that your name isn't as funny.
Just Wash and Go
When you need to give your hair that extra baby-soft feel.
Placenta - Cause it was senta from mommy, with love.
Another name funny. Although why you'd wish to name any product 'Placenta' is beyond me.
Little Red Book
Well, can it really be true?? Is that book little? What with that many names in (plus ratings too) surely she would have updated it to at least......................the telephone directory.
Don't laugh - it makes sense. The names are already written down for her, just got to make a tick against them, and there's plenty of space to add the ratings. AND, for bonus points, she can get to phone the next chap whilst with the current one....Bargain!!
The 'Real' Olympics
|The Redneck Torch|
|Lil Dylan in his warm-up routine|
And folks, it's geniune fun for ALL the family.
And for those of you in the dark (that's MOST of us) here are a few of the events that we've missed out on.
The cigarette flip : Bobbing for pig's trotters : Seed spitting : Toilet seat throwing : Mud pit belly flop : Big-hair contest : Wet T-shirt contest : Armpit serenade : Bug zapping by spitball : Dumpster diving : Hubcap hurling.
It certainly sounds more interesting than what we're used to.
Going for Gold
Viewing figures will shoot upwards as women take the rise.
'Tim Trautman is the president of the International Pole Sport Federation and is spearheading the push to make pole dancing an Olympic sport.'
It sure is a thrust in the right direction. And in case you wondered why there is so much skin showing, it isn't to titilate but...
"Well we're in a bikini because you need that skin to stick to the pole that's what we need to achieve some of our tricks."Erm......I'm doing my best here not to make the obvious comment here about skin sticking to poles as I'm trying to maintain some sense of decorum here.
|A Sound Investment?|
So, do as the man in question did, and throw your rubbish dollars out of the window.
BUT, it would make an interesting quiz question - How can you make $500 dollars from just a couple?
Easy, throw it out of the window :)
Thought of the Day
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?