|And proud of them!!|
In more ways than one.
"He suffers from high blood pressure and asthma. He can't urinate normally or have sex. He has daily bouts of depression."
|Wesley Warren Jr in all his glory|
Not surprised he's depressed if he can't have sex or wee normally, although it boggles the mind how exactly he does relieve himself (oooh, an naughty entendre - smacks wrist).
Quick to consumate
Yep, he was so randy, he got down and dirty.......but not with the bride.
Oh no, he got off with the waitress, and was only found out when his father-in-law popped into the kitchen for a quickie....(a snack that is - really!!!).
Still, the grooms got it all sussed. After the divorce was settled, he's since gotten married to that waitress.
Bet she had to keep an eye on him at the wedding reception!!
The paper has obtained and reviewed testimonials written by 22 students in the class.Really!!! Thought they all had their hands full!!
The teacher has not replied to a newspaper request for comment but a union representative is rallying support for him.Indeed - the union are instructing that all of it's members be upstanding in their support of him, and have advised him to give it his best shot!!
Having a crush on you
So popular was the offer (£220 of groceries if naked) that the store manager decided to limit the number of naked customers to batches of 20 to avoid crushing.
Me thinks he just wanted to perv at the flesh on show for that little bit longer.
America all Lit up
I just think that, someone, somewhere, is watching you as you happily travel across town to the next fling whilst you're partner is blissfully unaware of your shinanigans.
Big Brother is watching you??? Oh yeah, well thanks to the wonders of TV and the internet, so will everyone else on the planet.
|Want flied lice with that?|
"According to the farmer, he regularly drives his ducks through the city and, despite the large numbers involved, says he has never lost a duck during the journey."You mean to say he counts them all after he's herded them hither and thither??
4,996.....4,997......4,998......oh!! Two crispy duck au van missing!!! But is tasted luvely!!
But then, the report never said he was a chinese restauant delivery service!!!
Thought for the Day
What was the best thing before sliced bread?