|Match made in heaven|
Hey, You're Dull. Yeah, well you're Boring.
Sadly, it's true, after the US town of Boring has agreed to become a 'sister community' to Dull of Scotland (and there's no truer word been said of Scotland).
Are these 'communities' THAT sad that they have to further highlight it by twinning??
The lights are on folks but.............!!!
Thats right - make off like there's no tomorrow.
But hey, no can do. This 55 year old woman wasn't having any of that, no siree. She made sure she could keep an eye on him (just to make sure that he was doing all these weird and wonderful things) so that she could report the man, god bless her.
Didn't offer any loo-paper to him though? Tight ass!!
Well, not gone but rescued no least. Hoorah!
Wife (in lounge sending hubby an email): "Honey. I see theres a dog outside running away with a jug on it's head. He doesn't have much hope left. We gotta help him sweetie"
Husband (likewise emailing in return from the living room laptop): "Doggone sugar - I'll just issue an all-pointer on Facebook. I'm sure that theres some real people who know what the outside world looks like can be better placed to help the poor critter"
Wife (in second email): "Oh honey. You're so brave and quick thinking - I love you"
Hubby (using an iPad): "Damn right gorgeous - now get over to this World of Warcraft and swing that mighty axe of yours pumpkin-cheeks"
Wibbley Wobble Wheelchairs Batman
So, Raymound Kulma was drunk in charge of a stolen wheelchair eh folks??
Ok - Look at his record:
|Not Mr Kulma|
Licence suspended 4 times
Licence revoked 2 times
No valid licence since 1993
(And no, his name isn't James Bond)
Chief Faber told WDIV Raymond wasn't just drunk, he was really drunkWow, I guess that MUST have wheelie made a difference then folks??
Well, thats just the opinion of those who actually take a GAP year and those wonderous tourists spot who benefit BUT...
consider the parents who have to shelf out the money for the little blighters to get away as the kids most likely leave behind a destruction, mass pillaging, sexual degradations and several law authorities trailing in their wake after school's finished.
No wonder they'll happy to go away for a year.
A Lapse of Memory
Pity the poor diver who the car managed to run over (the flipper on the roof). May he rest in pieces!
A typical comment from the firm overseeing the car park;
"Our terms and conditions are clearly explained at ticketing machines"But I do like the cryptic comment afterwards.
"We can confirm the parking charge notices have been removed and we're working to resolve this issue."Translation: We have removed the tickets from the windscreen (before they get too damp) and have posted them to the patients address, and will be expecting payment promptly.
Thought for the Day
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?