Let's Kill Joss Stone
Well, as with most things, there's gonna be some folk who love a certain thing/someone, whilst others simply detest, or even dislike intensely..
Take Joss Stone............(please, somebody just take her lol)....so, if those of us who wish to see her dead (but in a nice way of course), does this mean that we'll all have to have our mental health assessed??
And what about the French.......Us English have a history of unbenevolent feelings towards them, so should each indivual be assessed for madness???
Would be a lot easier just to lock the french up and throw away the key :)
Making the Grand National safe
Ah, this is an easy one - Don't have it!!!
Or better still, let's get the jockeys to run it and have the horses running after them with whips to ensure the blighters keep moving.
Hold on - sorry, the Judges of this fine and illustrious country already have first dibs on being whipped by the fillies.
Thought for the Day
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.